When I was coming up in the 80’s, it was pretty much accepted wisdom that singer Prince Roger Nelson was the King Of All Gays. This, even given the fact that a lot of straight cats—including yours truly—were rocking elf boots, eyeliner, lace gloves and pencil moustaches back when women thought it was sexy for dudes to look like chicks. So color me stunned that he would thump the Bible at gay rights in a recent New Yorker article. Prince has a right to be whatever he wants to be. But it’s not cool, once you find God, to throw mud on the people who are currently living your past life. And I think we can all say with some degree of certainty that Prince probably knows his way around a bathhouse, if you get my meaning. Not that it even matters, because he’s a musical genius, right? All in, though, seems strange that Mr. Controversy would diss gays and lesbians, given that some say he inspired them to explore their own sexuality in the first place.
A lot of gays are calling bullshit on this one, and I gotta cosign that: I don’t know many straight men rocking perms and high-heels, or walking around their pad in yoga pants. Could you imagine going to your homeboy‘s house, only to find him writhing around on the floor, fresh out the tub? Or rocking a lace bandana over one eye? I’m sorry, Prince, but if all the men you hang out with wear blouses, that’s suspect. This all, growing out of the whole Prop 8 thing, which I guess I'll have to write about more directly soon. But in the meantime, do you think Prince is a "reformed" gay man who rejects his past, or just another straight homophobe?