When word got out about a Barack Obama sock monkey, the
first thing I thought was I need to cop one of those. People that know me know
that I am an avid collector of toys. But
then, the thought police came out, drawing a line from the sock monkey to the
historical portrayal of Blacks as primates in this country and abroad. Obamasock.com
was shut down.
Yeah, Ok.
At first blush, I was taken aback as well. But then I
remembered that the
mainstream media have unfavorably compared George Bush to a monkey.
Besides, a sock monkey is a harmless stuffed animal. I’m not convinced Da White
Man was out to defame Obama in any way. Offensive? Eh. Insensitive?
Perhaps. But this is what happens when you live in a bubble in Utah that doesn’t
include many black people. But it takes more than stuffed animals to get me in
a tizzy. I was saddened to see the
manufacturers waffle under pressure, but encouraged that they are selling
the sock monkey elsewhere, and I think I must own one. I gotta get a
Hillary Clinton nutcracker too.
Honestly people, we
don’t have to live with the pain of 400 years of oppression strapped to our
chests. Surely, there are more important issues to raise, more important fights
to engage. I felt the same way when that hillbilly was selling Barack
Obama t-shirts with Curious George on them. Guess what? Barack does look
like Curious George. If Jethro wants to mass-produce t-shirts tongue in cheek, wink-and-a-nod—stylee?
Good for him. When you begin to attribute the rituals and behavioral traits of
monkeys to black folks? Well, that’s where the line is drawn. Otherwise, you’ve
got no case. Curious George eating a ‘nana above the headline Obama ‘08? Borderline
offensive, but in-bounds. When they start throwing bananas at Obama, call me.
Otherwise, fall back.
I think this is the
legacy of the Rev. Al Sharpton’s brand
of “Chicken Little”-style activism, where people have trained themselves to
find racism or all kinds of “isms” in a ham sandwich. That’s why your blood
pressure is so high. The problem is you can’t find offense everywhere and start
marching at the drop of a hat and expect people--any people-- to take you
seriously. Ever. Because when a great
wrong in need of remedy does come down the pike, your outrage is merely status
quo. When you try to
censor the free expression of others, guess who’s next?
Right.
So I’m gonna get myself
a monkey. Maybe a McCain one too. I think Obama supporters would do their candidate
a favor by letting him pick and choose his own fights. Trying to spank the (sock) monkey would be a waste of time
Am I the only one who didn’t see what the big deal was?