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So a Pittsburgh woman claims a 6'4" dark-skinned black man with shiny shoes carved a "B" for Barack into her face for driving through her ciy with a McCain bumper sticker. And guess who gave the victim and her family a shout to offer their moral support and, of course, to express their outrage that some evil black man would do what evil black men who support Obama do—sit on her face and razor-cut a B into her check, backwards? Yeh, you guessed it. McCain and his best gal-pal, Sarah Palin.
I think it's horrible for anyone to be attacked at an ATM and it's certainly horrifying to have to hand over your last 60 dollars to a towering black man and for him to punch you and then sit on you and carve a B into your face, for political reasons. [Yes, I'm having issues of logic with a 6'4" man sitting on a seemingly much shorter woman and carving a backwards B. He would have had to hold down her head with his hand, or with his inner-thighs, in order to carve that B. But then wouldn't she have kicked and screamed as the razor sliced her skin? And wouldn't that make that perfect B much more imperfect. You know, jagged or something. I'm no detective, but something smells real calculated.
Now if I'm wrong about my suspicion and a man actually attacked her at the ATM and indeed cut her then I will be forever humbled and I'll keep my mouth shut from now until the end of time, HOWEVER... I know it's certainly possible for some crazed lunatic to do anything these days and certainly SAY ANYTHING, but what lunatic could masterfully carve a perfect B into the face of someone and then for the ATM surveillance cameras not to pick it up.
Obviously, I don't know this woman, so I'm not judging her on a personal tip, but my "white women crying wolf" suspicion flag is waving. And as we know, two things could come out of this. If it's true, the McCain-Palin posse could send the hounds after Obama and his warped followers and the country will be outraged. And if it's not true, then I'm going to personally fly out to Pittsburgh, knock on this woman's door just to say: Leave Black men alone! We're sick and tired of being the center piece in the American blame game. And if somebody sat on your face and took the time to carve a perfect backwards B into your cheek... then why can't you remember anything else about him except HIS SHINY SHOES?!
I warned you.
