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So here's the scoop: I was all ready to throw ink about Palin and her "history of energy" answer to every question last night and I was so ready to explain how I sat on my friend's sofa and experienced what I call "internal angst and nausea" whenever I heard Palin open her mouth and release that robotic, beauty pageant voice. HOWEVER, I woke up this morning with an email from a former Girlfriends co-worker and friend, Lamont Ferrell, who spilled the beans on Mister Moral Custodian himself, the one and only billionaire Tyler Perry, and I thought this was a bit juicier.
For the last two years Lamont Ferrell has been working as a writer on Perry's House of Payne and more recently Perry's forthcoming-series Meet the Browns. He's been working without dental or medical benefits and certainly below scale. Perry doesn't believe in paying his writers union scale. He believes in being blessed and being blessed means working without benefits and being paid next to zip. Well, Lamont and a few other Union writers have been trying to convince Perry to work under a Writers Guild contract for the last two years and Perry has refused. Why? I have no idea. He's certainly made a mint [and bamboozled millions of black folk] with his franchise of morality-inspired tales of "black women and the men who make their lives hell and the women who sleep with these hell-raising men and ruin all possibilities of a healthy black Christian family". In fact, as we all know, Perry was short-listed on Forbes's Who's Almost a Billionaire list.
So two weeks ago Lamont and his fighting crew told Perry it's important they unionize and he informed them if they unionize they would lose their jobs and be replaced by other writers. Perry then told his scribes that a Union contract costs too much and he promised to create his own blessed profit-sharing package for his writers. It never happened.
So Lamont and his crew contacted the Writers Guild who promised to help slap Perry into earthly reality. They suggested to put out an ad exposing Perry's immoral business savvy. Well, between now and then, Perry found out about Lamont and his tiptoeing with the Guild and well, yes, FIRED HIM and a few others. Of course, Perry made a statement and said the writers were fired for their poor writing quality and he's had to spend countless hours re-writing their work. That's a big fib-a-roo. Trust me.
Look, everyone knows by now I'm not a Tyler Perry advocate. I don't know him personally, and from what I hear he's a rather nice guy, but I don't get into the morality tales and pat storytelling and I certainly don't advocate someone who refuses to pay his writers what they deserve while he's off making billions. [The rumor is Perry's new Meet the Browns may get a 300-episode deal].
And here's a bit of gossip, and honestly I don't care what you think of me: Perry is having a party to celebrate the opening of his new Tyler Perry Studios in Atlanta on Saturday at 4pm and none of his writers were invited. That's right. The folks who scribed the stories America seems to love are not allowed to sip a glass of nothing anywhere near Mister Moral Custodian of Black America. So instead they're picketing. Not because they deserve the booze, but because Perry may be a charming Uncle Tyler to most of the black world, but behind closed doors, he's real booty when it comes to money and his butt needs to go to jail.
Join the Picket!