Okay, I couldn't resist. After perusing every blog and review this side of the Cackalackies I decided to see for myself if the plot twist in Will Smith's Hancock was as deadly as everyone claimed. My reaction was quick from the start: I was NOT titillated in the least. Don't get me wrong as I like to say. I will support Will Smith in anything he does as an actor [btw, I thought his performance in I Am Legend was surprisingly memorable], but this Hancock thing was as kooky as it gets. Part Super Hero comeuppance, part rehab tale, part interracial romance, Hancock delivers two things: Will Smith's notorious "around the way" wit and a cartoonish script in need of a rewrite.
I like Will Smith. The brother's got charm, ambition, focus and he's made the kind of moves in Hollywood to make him a top-grossing box office draw. And the Fourth of July belongs to only him. That's beyond impressive. Besides, if the world can support Tom Cruise in his stardom why can't the same support be handed over to Mister Smith.
Now, I'm not quite on board with Smith's connection to Scientology. He's allegedly donated millions to a Scientology School and claimed the teachings of Scientology are nearly identical to Buddhism and Christianity. But that's not my concern. To each his own, you know. Besides, Scientology claims they can fix any personal flaw, maybe Will needs some fixing. My issue with Scientology is with some of the conversion tactics. A friend and former Scientologist once confessed those starry-eyed folks brow beat with verbal assaults until you wake up and smell the dysfunction and change it! Sounds like crazy to me and abusive.
But back to Hancock: besides from the interracial heat between Will and Charlize Theron and the legendary plot twist, I was anxious for the ending credits to roll so I could bounce my way back into the Cali sunshine and enjoy an afternoon swim. [SPOILER ALERT] I love the idea that Charlize Theron's character [the wife of the publicity guy who's saving Hancock's drunken image] was a Super Hero in disguise and the long-lost lover of Hancock. But the script could have used some tinkering. It was heavy with the rehab testimonials and the homo jokes and the throwing of cars and people, but for me, the parts did not make a whole. It was way too cartoonish. I look forward to Mister Smith's next.